Real Housewives of Sydney is a famously brutal iteration of the Housewives franchise.
To remind Australians of the show's unmissable viciousness, we developed a line of backstab-proof fashion to protect the housewives from each other.
Then we checked it worked.
And because we are terrible at designing dresses, fashion designer Dan Jones helped out. He used diamond-tipped needles to pierce the kevlar fabric. Turns out it was much harder to stitch than silk. Who knew?